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You know why men are constantly fighting instead of working together to survive?

Simple. Man is mainly motivated to sit on his ass. Our greatest inventors are busy right now finding more ways for us to sit on our ass better. And when they make it, men will kill to sit on it.

鈥媁ars will happen because every man wants the best Lazy Boy Recliner in the galaxy. AND I SELL IT.

I sell a deluxe Lazy Boy outfitted with massagers, heating pads, a cooling unit for drinks 鈥� it鈥檚 the closest experience of comfort a man can get on earth short of climbing back through his mother鈥檚 hoo-ha into the womb.

If it's a choice between that and helping you colonize space? No contest.

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